This Story reported on the Arabic News Network (ANN) by:
 
From: Mohamed Al Fictisous
Reporter Al Jaz Tel Ya Televison
Subject: Osam Pooh Laden Tortured/Killed.
 
On Saturday, April 17th, 2004, A group of Armed Infidels known as the Ghostwalkers, 
a secret US Antiterrorism  unit whose sole purpose is the Elimination  of Islamic 
Extremist were responsible for the capture torture and death of our spiritual leader, 
Osama Pooh Laden.
 
Being the zelot arbitor of Islam that Pooh Laden is known as, he would not reveal 
the names or location of his  fellow Islamic Freedom Fighters, who even now fight 
to defeat the evil satan and imperial conquerer the United states.  
 
Osama Pooh Laden was Killed and strung up like an animal hunted down by these vile 
Ghostwalkers reminicent of the days of mob lynchings so prevelent in the history 
of the United states.