Evil Daves Bio

Evil Dave  AKA Dave Ray

I will present my bio when those responsible for the Gunmen on the grassy knoll reveal themselves.

It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Evil Dave.

When his paintball prowess fails to resolve a situation, Evil Dave plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.

Every time Evil Dave gets hit by paint, an angel gets its wings.