Spikes Bio

Spike  AKA  James Battiest

My Bio will be posted as soon as the Catholic church leaks the knowledge of my existance here on this plane of reality.

I can believe it's not butter.

I volunteer at retirement homes just so I can push old

people in wheelchairs onto the freeway.

At my fifth bachelor party I ate the entire cake

before I was there was a stripper in it. It gave me gas.

My heart beats only once every full moon.

Occasionally I will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.

The movie "The Ring" is actually my biography.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and I find it delicious.