Brother To Forrest Bump, Nephew To Bastitch, Illegitimate Second Cousin-In-Law By Marriage To Elvis, love slave to Oingo Boingo.
I Am MONKEY BOY!
So Named For Climbing Trees And Shooting You From On High!
FEAR ME! For I Fling Poo!
I Am Also BANSHEE – Named For Undead Spirits That Foretell Doom And For The Howler Monkeys Of South America!
And Because I Scream Like A Girl When Shot In The Nards.
Monkey Boy – AKA Banshee – AKA Bryan
Handle: Brian AKA Banshee (Monkey Boy)
Marker: Manually powered. I fling Poo, Since I hocked my Tippmann for second hand skoal.
Tactics: Climb high, throw low
Weaknesses: An Annoying rash on my thighs that won't go away.