CF's Bio

Master of Chickens, Lord of the Paintball Village

Mike Beyer AKA CF

Bio is in the works, if I can just put down that chicken!

Till Then: Growing up, Gonzo, from the Muppet show, was my hero and I have devoted my entire life to be just like him. Or it. Or whatever Gonzo is.

When not feeding steroid mash to poultry I spend my time running through the Arkansas hills naked shooting at things with my trusty bow an arrow. Sometimes I hit what I aim at, other times I just appologize and run away.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq; I live in Arkansas.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for me. I eat black holes. They taste like chicken. I sleep with a pillow under my gun

Favorite Team Member To Shoot At = Monkey Boy