Mad Dog – AKA Collin Flick

“Killing is my Business- and Business is Good”

I joined the Ghostwalkers in December of 2006.  My weapon of choice is a Tippman A-5 with a response trigger and apex barrel.  Bastich had been inviting me to play for a couple years but since I am slow and unmotivated, it took me a while to show up.  I am now completely obsessed with paintball and like to use the side of my hay barn for target practice.

I am addicted to coffee and pepsi and am trying to kick my cigarette habit; this has made me particularly disagreeable and, at times, downright obnoxious.  I plan to use all this rage against my opponents on the paintball field.

I own the toughest little Desertbred Arabian War Mare on the planet.  She tolerates no one but my wife and me.  We tear up the trails in 50 mile Endurance Rides whenever I’m not in the woods playing paintball.  She is fierce and as soon as I invent a face guard for horses, I plan to take her out to the battlefield and turn paintball into a whole new Bloodsport.

I like watching South Park, listening to loud, headbanging music and staying up late.

I would prefer to be independently wealthy, but until that day comes, I work as an EDM Machinist.

I don’t talk much, mainly because I am watching and waiting for the opportunity to blast people with my A-5 when they least expect it.

I hate cold weather but like snow; go figure.  I also hate people who watch Jerry Springer and think that the people who go on that show should be publicly executed.

I am disagreeable and nasty in the mornings and am best left undisturbed until after I begin my daily caffeine overdose.

My wife hates me but cannot afford to live alone and needs me to fix things.   (Just kidding)  We have been married since 1990.

If the phone company can identify that a call made requires a "1" before the number, and has the capability to send you a message to that effect, why in the holy hell can't they just dial the damn number for me?

Some people are the "bottle half full" types.

Some are "Bottle half empty" types.

I'm the "give me the damn bottle before I break something off in your backside" type.