Alyshia "Girlie" Fender

Even though I'm from Arkansas I DO wear shoes, most of the time.  Except when kicking your butt, then I like to feel your cheeks crushed beneath my toes.

I take care of my kids, the house, all that stuff. No bare assed babies in my yard, hardly any trucks on cinder blocks, and all them dogs on chains are there for a damned reason.

Get over it.

My daddy's a Klingon and he'll kick your butt if you try to make something of it.

But Southern hospitality is the order of things. Manners and decorum are very important. The golden rule guides all things in my life. I'll play nice as long as you do. At least in everyday life.

On the field, different story.  If I see you down my barrel - you're hanging meat, buddy! Field dressed and strung up for summer sausage!

Squeal like a pig!